List of Wack

1. Tommy Lee-Ever since I saw his episode of Cribs about 5 years ago, I cannot stand the guy. He is flat out the epitome of suck, pushing 50, but acting like he's 15. Hey Tommy, you have not been cool since Theatre of Pain back in '85. You are not the cool kid in school anymore. You jump on bandwagons so damn hard too. When Limp Bizkit was big, Tommy was telling us to get naked, mook rock style. Fast forward a few years, and he got all Nickelbacked out on us. Now, its all about Rock Star:Supernova, an "edgy" American Idol ripoff. Go take your big wang and stick it up your ass. Dork.
2. Nascar-Sorry don't get it. Is there some deep strategy behind it all?Or is really just commercials on wheels driving around in circles for hours?I swear the shit is like never ending. It is quite the commentary on the shittiness of American culture though. Maybe the beer makes it all make sense.
3. Ashlee Simpson-Why are you in my face constantly?You are an easy target but your constant media prescence negates that. Your dad is creepy, maybe thats whose fault it is?The only talent you have seem to have besides jig dancing is being an awful drunk.
4. The Crackwhore look- This is not in the least way sexy. We know that you all are on the cocaine diet, when combined with the giant sunglasses it becomes the E.T. look.
   
5. Pg-13-This rating is responsible for the downfall of cinema. It only exists so little Charlie can spend his parent's hard earned money on shit like Pulse.